John Kerry endorses more than just Obama!
October 6, 2008| So we all know that John Kerry endorses Barack Obama. What we may not know, however, are some of the other things he endorses… like boobs (as seen in the picture below). |

| So we all know that John Kerry endorses Barack Obama. What we may not know, however, are some of the other things he endorses… like boobs (as seen in the picture below). |

So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency. |

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:
http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709
Well, not the one with the penis, but the rest of them.
Who would have thought… Find one girl with a good voice and 4 or 5 (idk how many there are) others that just dance and look hot, add to that millions of dollars, and you’ve got yourself… a lot of horny guys!! See why here. |
Hey! I’m not complaining, i think they are hott as hell, but c’mon… The Pussycat Dolls? Couldn’t have come up with a better name. And seriously people, this is popular music? Shoot me now. But first, put me in a room with any 2 of them (not including the one with the penis).
So, considering all this, i have decided to put together the sexiest guy group ever. 29 guys, nobody sings or dances… we just sit there, drink beer, and talk about hot chicks. Apply here.