John Kerry endorses more than just Obama!

October 6, 2008
So we all know that John Kerry endorses Barack Obama. What we may not know, however, are some of the other things he endorses… like boobs (as seen in the picture below).


I made the news!!

July 21, 2008


So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709


The Pussycat Dolls are SEX!!

July 20, 2008

Well, not the one with the penis, but the rest of them.



Who would have thought… Find one girl with a good voice and 4 or 5 (idk how many there are) others that just dance and look hot, add to that millions of dollars, and you’ve got yourself… a lot of horny guys!! See why here.

Hey! I’m not complaining, i think they are hott as hell, but c’mon… The Pussycat Dolls? Couldn’t have come up with a better name. And seriously people, this is popular music? Shoot me now. But first, put me in a room with any 2 of them (not including the one with the penis).

So, considering all this, i have decided to put together the sexiest guy group ever. 29 guys, nobody sings or dances… we just sit there, drink beer, and talk about hot chicks. Apply here.