If all cars were Smart Cars

September 23, 2008
By now you should have all seen a smart car somewhere… If you havent, clicky. Either way, I wonder what it would be like if all cars were smart cars. Here’s a few:

Smart Porsche

Smart Lamborghini

Smart Audi a3

Smart Ferrari

Smart Corvette

Smart Porsche Targa

16 Comments | sexy | Tagged: , | Permalink
Posted by ryanyeah

Dicks are a dime a dozen

September 6, 2008

This is by far the best song/video of the year. I predict top of the charts within a week. I think this song is about Souljah Boy. Lyrics here… clicky.

White men can’t jump… but they can write funny songs about dicks. Lyrics here… clicky.

3 Comments | funny, idiots, video | Tagged: , , , | Permalink
Posted by ryanyeah

Seth-parated at birth… get it?

August 8, 2008
So a lot of people have been telling me that i look like Seth Rogen. I may be the only person who thinks that i don’t, maybe not. Here’s a picture of Seth and I for you to look at and decide for yourself.

5 Comments | idiots | Tagged: , , | Permalink
Posted by ryanyeah

I made the news!!

July 21, 2008
So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709

3 Comments | random | Tagged: , , | Permalink
Posted by ryanyeah

The Pussycat Dolls are SEX!!

July 20, 2008

Well, not the one with the penis, but the rest of them.
Who would have thought… Find one girl with a good voice and 4 or 5 (idk how many there are) others that just dance and look hot, add to that millions of dollars, and you’ve got yourself… a lot of horny guys!! See why here.

Hey! I’m not complaining, i think they are hott as hell, but c’mon… The Pussycat Dolls? Couldn’t have come up with a better name. And seriously people, this is popular music? Shoot me now. But first, put me in a room with any 2 of them (not including the one with the penis).

So, considering all this, i have decided to put together the sexiest guy group ever. 29 guys, nobody sings or dances… we just sit there, drink beer, and talk about hot chicks. Apply here.

5 Comments | music, sexy | Tagged: , , | Permalink
Posted by ryanyeah