If all cars were Smart Cars

September 23, 2008
By now you should have all seen a smart car somewhere… If you havent, clicky. Either way, I wonder what it would be like if all cars were smart cars. Here’s a few:

Smart Porsche

Smart Lamborghini

Smart Audi a3

Smart Ferrari

Smart Corvette

Smart Porsche Targa


Dicks are a dime a dozen

September 6, 2008

This is by far the best song/video of the year. I predict top of the charts within a week. I think this song is about Souljah Boy. Lyrics here… clicky.

White men can’t jump… but they can write funny songs about dicks. Lyrics here… clicky.


Things guys wish their girlfriends could do

August 18, 2008


Not that im not happy, cause i am, im just saying, some people just do what they need to, to get by, then there are others who go to great lengths to please. If every girl would learn to do these things, there would be no war.


Seth-parated at birth… get it?

August 8, 2008


So a lot of people have been telling me that i look like Seth Rogen. I may be the only person who thinks that i don’t, maybe not. Here’s a picture of Seth and I for you to look at and decide for yourself.


I made the news!!

July 21, 2008


So as a joke about 3 months ago I started promoting myself online as a Presidential Candidate in the upcoming election. I didn’t really think that it would go anywhere, but i just received an email from News 3 top execs that they found out about me and they are running a story about me and my potential rise to presidency.

Don’t believe me? Here’s proof:

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=6ktn2ddV166FMk55G709