Now you see me, now you don’t

August 14, 2008


When you look like this, its kind of hard to imagine why you’d need an ID at all. Even if you took off your sheet, nobody could prove it isn’t you. Lesson to all underage drinkers, a fake ID like this is sure to work, though you will also have to dress like Fatima here.


One of these things just doesn’t belong

August 13, 2008


Ever get the feeling that you are out of your element? Maybe everybody wore black to the funeral and you are the only loser that showed up with crocs and a yellow jumpsuit. Luckily, you are not alone, here are some people that found themselves out of place as well…

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How to “get the girl” Everytime

August 6, 2008

It has been proven that smileys are in fact, the only way to get the attention of “bitches.” The smiley you choose, however, says a lot about who you are and your intentions. So choose wisely, oh, user of digital faces!


This is not a Political Post About Obama

August 5, 2008

I have no problems with Barack Obama whatsoever, in fact, like most of you i think he’s “cool” (see examples here and here). I do find it strange however, that his campaign logo bears a striking resemblance to a number of other organic and naturally-grown product logos.

Think about who buys natural, organic, and responsibly-grown products… Rich white women, who also happen to be the main purchasers of the household as well as the majority decision maker and coincidentally, a family trend-setter. With that much influence, its no wonder Obama’s people sought a logo that resembled something these people are familiar and comfortable with.

Obama’s Logo

And, logos white women like…


You Look Like an Idiot

July 31, 2008


People surprise me sometimes… It’s not that i think they are incapable of looking like total morons, because i’ve even thought about wearing some extra short shorts with a thong peaking out, high heels, and face paint… Ok, so maybe not, but i get it, i just dont get it…